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Your question is kind of unclear - are you asking if I would be mad at you or if I would actually physically hold myself against you?
If you're a younger attractive lady, sending the Toddblog staff pictures of your backside is a good "help the cause" thing to do. If you're not.... taking pictures of your girlfriend's backside and sending them to the Toddblog staffers works. If none of that qualifies... just link people to our fine blog!
We here at TBHQ would have never guessed our little blog would become an "underground phenomenon". Who knew an idea spawned from a couple of hacks would grow to such greatness? We only have our readers to thank. Well, then and John Joyce....
Ah the fist... Honestly we were unaware the fist had made it into Sarvas' hands. We here at Rachero ToddBlogo would love to feature the adventures of the fist. We will have to get on that asap. :)
Q: I didn't give you that choice! Please answer my previous question, or I might be forced to claw you. Submitted by:
A: I'm still going with prosciutto.
Q: Welcome. do you like pierced pussies or mortadella better? Asked by:salacioussue
A: Prosciutto.
Q: What's the conversion process to ToddBlogism?
A: First young Padawan, I must correct you. It isn't ToddBlogism, it's called ToddBlogology. And, it just happens to be one of the fastest growing religions world wide.
Like any religion, converting to ToddBlogology can be a lengthy process. It can take up to years of studying to truly understand this religion and its values.
But then again, just like any religion. If you just say you've converted long enough, no one will ever question it. ;)
Q: How do you manage to deal the truth with such swordfish-like stabby-ness?
A: Mmmmmm swordfish. There really is nothing like a good swordfish steak. Grilled with a little salt and pepper, and a squeeze of lemon. When cooked right it just melts in your mouth... Oh... Wait... What was the question again? That's right... Sorry, i got lost in thoughts of sweet tasty sea steak.
To answer your question, it's a talent really. Something you are just born with. Kind of like a tumor, that when removed and dissected ends up having tiny teeth and a spinal cord, leading doctors to believe it was your twin. Well... Actually not really like that, but i think you get the idea. All of us at TBHQ were born with this special talent (the stabby truth part, not the tumor), and we have come together to provide it for you. Don't you feel lucky?
Q: Nothing yet?! Posted by Lexcimus
A: All of us over here at TBHQ were wondering the same thing, but then we realised that great things don't happen over night. Great things take time. So don't you worry your pretty little head over it, it will happen.
It's like those old Heinz ketchup ads "Good things come to those who wait".
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