30 Seconds with Meatloaf

It's hard to come up with a witty comment for this video, so why try. Here's Sarvas singing a Meatloaf/Skrewdriver mash-up. No Auto-tune needed.

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Happy New Year to all our loyal followers!

We hope all you boys and girls had fun celebrating saying so long to 2009 and hello to 2010. You can rest assured that we brought in the new year in typical ToddBlog fashion. It was a regular red carpet event at the ToddBlog HQ last night and all your favorite celebs were in attendance. Everything from strippers to wrestling midgets could be seen during any point of the evening, Unfortunately, most of us here at HQ don't really remember much, but we have been piecing the night together bit by bit. The main events that have stood out are priceless to say the least.

Highlights include:

Stephen venturing upstairs with what was thought to be a beautiful young lady, only to return moments later less than amused to find out she was in fact a young Mexican lad named Juan.

Tod Almighty bringing a blindingly drunk Cameron to his room to "tuck him in". Come to think of it, that was the last we saw of Tod as well.

Sarvas deciding he wanted to take on all the midgets in a royal rumble style wrestling match, which didn't end too well for our little man child. But don't worry, he is out of the ER with only a minor concussion and a few broken ribs.

As for now, that's about all we can manage to remember, but we really believe the night was a complete success. We hope you all had a great time last night and took you morning after pills this morning. Stay tuned because we have a lot in store for you in 2010. Now to find the Tylenol...

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I just found these floating around and felt I had to share, because, fuck, they made me laugh..

Have a bitchin' Sunday my peoples.

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CAPTION THIS!!

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This Is Your Mentor

We here at ToddBlog would like you to meet Mr. Sarvas Berry. Sarvas is well known for many things. He's a mentor (as this picture shows), a Man - Baby (as we have posted before), some like to call him a hack, and he apparently may or may not be the illegitimate love child of Shawn Porter (read below).

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Has this photo been posted before? In a slightly different form, yes. But seriously, you can't deny the awesomness that is the combination of non-famous crotch and famous hip tattoo...

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Attack of the Killer Man Baby!

Our second day in Vegas was quite interesting. ToddBlog reporters we able to catch one of natures greatest phenomenon's in action. You've heard about some of them like Big Foot, Loch Ness Monster, Tattoo Artists with an understanding of cross contamination, but never have we seen something so unexplainable as the Man Baby.

In an attempt to satisfy the beast, someone gave him a bottle of Mountain Dew, this was the wrong move. The Man Baby guzzled down the energy giving green liquid and suddenly went into a caffeine fueled rage!

Nothing was safe around the Man Baby. He acts on pure savage instinct, and is virtually unstoppable. We we able to photograph the Man Baby in action as he went from one victim to another.

We were even able to catch video of one of the attacks, and we can tell you it isn't a pretty sight. Please, If you suffer from any heart conditions, don't watch. The results could be hazardous to your health.

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