Taking over the web. One blog at a time.

Well kiddies, you can now follow your favorite blog on yet another blog site. That's right, we are now on Tumblr and you can follow us at http://www.youlookridiculous.tumblr.com/.

Slowly but surely ToddBlog is taking over the web...



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30 Seconds with Robin

How was your trip to Vegas? Some of us spent it working the expo floor, some of us creating drunken hooliganism at every corner. Luckily, a few videos were shot in TBHD so that all of us could share in the experience.

Welcome to our first installment, 30 Seconds with Robin

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It's the hip thing to do

Hey there readers! We here at ToddBlog want to give you the chance to chat with us, so we've set up a formspring. You can find us here at http://formspring.me/ToddBlog . Your questions could be answered by any one of our authors. All answers will be posted here on ToddBlog. So lets get those questions rolling!







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The definition of definitions.

We here at ToddBlog would like you to meet a very special young man. This is Dann, who in this picture, looks like some sort of masked nightmare. We were lucky enough to chat with Dann about his latest and greatest life changing experience, a NO POINT SUSPENSION. That's right kids, no points. Just a man, some rope, and a pair of brass balls. We were unable to record this event due to its extreme content, but let me tell you, it was intense. We got to chat with Dann about his experience a little, and here is what he had to say:

"It was crazy! I didn't think i would be able to go through with it, but all it took was some strong will and a huge bucket of lidocane (which was injected directly into my spine). At one point, i thought i was able to feel something, but then realised that i had been injected with lidocane and really felt nothing. "

Well Dann, we here at TBHQ salute you! In a time where people are constantly one-upping each other, we are glad someone was brave enough to lay it all on the line.

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New type of implant

Well apparently the famous Mr. Brian Decker has tried his hand at a new type of implant. This picture of his newest work is sent in by none other than Miss Joy Rumore (AKA The Milkmaid). Joy is the first recipient of this new type of implant, although we doubt she is the last. We here at ToddBlog suggest you keep your eyes peeled for more of these, after all Brian does travel a lot.

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We're Baaaaaaaaaack!

We here at ToddBlog HQ were very surprised at the amount of fan mail we received asking us where we had gone. Well all your prayers have been answered! The greatest blog the world has ever seen is back with a vengeance and we are leaving no subject untouched. All we needed was little spray of H20cean and VUALA! Honestly, is there anything that stuff CAN'T fix? Stay tuned for the usual barrage of tasteless antics and general tomfoolery.

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Pfftt, you thought that "blond" you've been talking to all these years was Kristen? Hello, here's your wake-up call.

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Where the hell is everyone?

Oh, thats right, TODD(blog) is on vacation in Mexico.

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Cool Stuff That Happens To Female Piercers

The submissions just keep coming in. This one come to us from Erika Gomez. Erica writes:

"Hi,
This is Erika from Chicago. I thought I would share with you gentlemen some of the joys of being female piercer. Last night I did a 4g PA and a 6g guiche on a guy who drove all the way from Tennessee to get pierced by me. He was cool and we had a good little rapport going. Also, he had a stunning mullet.
Now, my cell number is on our aftercare sheets so that a client freaking out about her nostril piercing can call. I stress to everyone, as do Micah and Sarvas, to call with concerns, questions, etc, just dont call pasts midnight because I'll either be drunk or sleeping! When I told my client last night, he cracked a joke about "not giving my number out to weirdos." He, Micah and I all had a good laugh and he paid me and left. This morning I had the pleasure of waking up to a text with the attached picture. Inappropriate! and funny. If you can use it on Toddblog, please do.
Erika"

Well, we certainly can use this. We agree that although incredibly inappropriate, this is just down right hilarious. We found it necessary to share Erica's unfortunate findings with all of you. So enjoy.

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That color really brings out your... umm... eyes, yeah, eyes.

As you may be aware, Vegas is filled with half dressed beautiful women. Which is why we were confused when we ran into Brian poolside at the Tropicana. We weren't sure what to make of his bathing suit choice, but we will admit it leaves a lot to the imagination. Thumbs up or thumbs down? We will let you be the judge.

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